Monday, September 27, 2010

Welcome to a Rob Ford city

Rob Ford suggests runners should compete in parks, rather than on roads, to avoid street closures.

He also says "roads are built for buses, cars, and trucks, not for people on bikes".

Well, I suggest the following, too:
- kids should play NHL 2011 on their PlayStation 3, not on the roadway.
- roads are not for parked cars. We should ban all street parking.
- sidewalks, like bike lanes, take up precious space on roadway easements. They should be demolished and replaced with extra car lanes.
- trucks are slow. We should ban trucks, because freight should be moved over rail lines instead.